A little old lady went into the Bank ofMelbourneone day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with> the manager of the bank to open a, 'It's a lot of money!' > After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the managers's office (the customer is always right! ). The bank manager then asked her how much to deposit. > She replied, '$165, 000!' and dumped the her bag onto his desk. > The manager was of course curious as to by all this cash, so he asked her, 'Ma " am, I'm surprised you " re carrying> so much cash around.

Where did you get this money?' > The old lady replied, 'I make bets.' > The manager then asked, 'Bets? What kind of bets?' > The old woman said, 'Well, for example, I' $25, 000 that your balls are square.' > 'Ha!' laughed the manager, 'That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!' > The old lady challenged, 'So, would you my bet?' > 'Sure,' said the manager, 'I'll bet $25, 000 that my balls are not square!' > The little old lady then said, 'Okay, is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10 am as a witness?' > 'Sure!' replied the confident manager. > That night, the manager got very nervous and spent a long time in front of a balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and tha the would win the bet. > The next morning, at precisely 10 am, lady appeared with her lawyer at the manager's office. She introduced the lawyer to the manager and repeated the bet'$25, 000 says the manager's balls are square!' The manager agreed with the bet> again and the old lady asked him to drop they could all see.

The manager complied. > The little old lady peered closely at then asked if she could feel them. 'Well, Okay,' said the manager, '$25, 000> is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure.' > Just then, he noticed that the lawyer his head against the wall. The manager asked the old lady, 'What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?' > She replied, 'Nothing, except I bet him$100, 000 that at 10 am today I'd have The Bank of Melbourne managers balls in my hand.'.