00 Class example essay topic
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I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT... I live in a 2 x 2 ft cinder block prison with no windows. My roommate has sex while I'm in the room... I am a college student... I have gained 15 pounds or more Since August... most of that is Bud Light, my best friend...
I am a college student. I got more ass in the first two weeks of school than in my entire life combined... now I get less then ever... I do the "walk of shame.".. leaving his / hers room at 7: 00 am in the same clothes I was in the night before... I drink Beast from a keg and Busch Light from a can... I will walk in the cold, dark and snow for beer... but refuse to go to class in the same weather... If I am female...
I wear a pea coat, black bootleg pants and platform shoes... and have been molested by more than one frat guy on the dance floor... I have a 2.1 GPA. I have Mono... but don't sleep except during my classes... I have forgot what privacy is... I never make my 8: 00 class... and have hooked up with every guy / girl in my dorm...
I drink more vodka then water... my savior is the toilet... I black out for extended periods of time several nights a week... My friends tell me the next day about the strip tease I did at the party the night before that I can't remember... I think cigarettes, coffee, cheetos and Ramen Noodles as being a complete meal... I forgot about the love-of-my-life-boyfriend / girlfriend at home, as soon as I stepped foot on campus. I go to bed at 2 and get up at 11 everyday...
I promise myself everyday that tomorrow I will get up and go to that class that I somehow keep sleeping through... My computer is used for two purposes... AOL instant Messenger and MP 3/Napster... I have gotten in a fight with at least one person in my dorm and we hate each other now... I think nothing of going to bed at 3: 30 on Wacky Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, and Fuck up Friday... and getting up at 8: 00 still drunk and go to class...
Hear me roar! .
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