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hey KelsoQueso: Hey! whats going no KelsoQueso: on RedsNumb 9: not much u? KelsoQueso: Just attempting to do some homework KelsoQueso: fairly unsuccessfully RedsNumb 9: haha word RedsNumb 9: I see ee KelsoQueso: well its just that family guy is MUCH more interesting KelsoQueso: how about you RedsNumb 9: oh it's awesome KelsoQueso: you bet your ass it is! So what ar you up to RedsNumb 9: oh you know, just woke up hahaha KelsoQueso: that seems very nice RedsNumb 9: hehe RedsNumb 9: how was your weekend? KelsoQueso: It was pretty good, my roommates boyfriend came here from Chicago so I slept at my sisters to give them some privacy...

KelsoQueso: how about you RedsNumb 9: I see, it was okay KelsoQueso: OH yeah? RedsNumb 9: yep KelsoQueso: anything interesting? RedsNumb 9: h, not really just hung out I guess RedsNumb 9: u? KelsoQueso: Well it was cool, my boyfriend came here from Greeley for two days... so that was fun RedsNumb 9: oh that's awesome KelsoQueso: for sure RedsNumb 9: what's his name? KelsoQueso: Ryan Dorsey... he went to Regis... RedsNumb 9: oh I know that name KelsoQueso: I think I've talked about him with you before...

RedsNumb 9: oh okay, that's probably why KelsoQueso: haha yeah perhaps... RedsNumb 9: well cool, how long has it been? KelsoQueso: I think he knows who you are KelsoQueso: u 11 months RedsNumb 9: oh wow KelsoQueso: Iknow! RedsNumb 9: tied down yet? KelsoQueso: its pretty impressive for me... tied down how? RedsNumb 9: "can't go out tonight, hanging out with my boyfriend' KelsoQueso: No no not really, especially since he goes to greeley... and I"m in boulder.

But even when I'm with him we like to go out KelsoQueso: I think thats why it works so well KelsoQueso: ya know? KelsoQueso: none of the bullshit RedsNumb 9: oh that's good KelsoQueso: Definitely... how about you? Any ladies? RedsNumb 9: oh you know RedsNumb 9: just dating right now RedsNumb 9: girls are SCANDALOUS KelsoQueso: That's a good way to go...

KelsoQueso: scandalous how! RedsNumb 9: oh just in general KelsoQueso: explain RedsNumb 9: just into themselves KelsoQueso: yeah that kinda blows RedsNumb 9: no doubt KelsoQueso: but its cool you " re doing your own thing right now KelsoQueso: hows work RedsNumb 9: fo sho RedsNumb 9: pretty good KelsoQueso: thats good... business been good? RedsNumb 9: yeah not too bad, make my own schedule so that's good RedsNumb 9: how's school? KelsoQueso: fuck yeah! KelsoQueso: that rocks! RedsNumb 9: no doubt KelsoQueso: Well school is school...

I have my fall break on the 2nd KelsoQueso: so I'm very excited RedsNumb 9: oh nice KelsoQueso: definitely RedsNumb 9: hey do you have any pics? KelsoQueso: h. .. Well let me see... Iknow that my sister was gonna send some of us... but she wont get a chance till tonight.

KelsoQueso: let me look around RedsNumb 9: cool, just haven't seen you in awhile! KelsoQueso: seriously! Do you have any? RedsNumb 9: lemme check KelsoQueso: well I have one... kinda, its the cast of people in a play I directed... KelsoQueso: but i'm in the pic KelsoQueso: if you want it RedsNumb 9: for sure KelsoQueso: ok i'm sending them RedsNumb 9: yeah, hey what's you email? KelsoQueso: they " re kinda shitty pics RedsNumb 9: oh quite RedsNumb 9: quiet KelsoQueso: but its cool...

KelsoQueso: hehe its ok RedsNumb 9: k KelsoQueso: tell me if you have trouble identifying which is me RedsNumb 9: haha k KelsoQueso: it has been a while KelsoQueso: did you find any pics of yourself? RedsNumb 9: yeah, working on it KelsoQueso: k right on KelsoQueso: I don't think you got one of my pics RedsNumb 9: oh yea? KelsoQueso: did you get two? RedsNumb 9: haven't gotten any yet... KelsoQueso: really? KelsoQueso: here let me try again KelsoQueso: k KelsoQueso: I only sent one this tim KelsoQueso: time RedsNumb 9: k, I just sent one too RedsNumb 9: sorry, only one i could find KelsoQueso: awesome... its cool, did you get mine RedsNumb 9: nope KelsoQueso: geez whats the deal KelsoQueso: I haven't gotten yours yet either RedsNumb 9: what in the world KelsoQueso: what?

RedsNumb 9: I hate computers KelsoQueso: I feel ya KelsoQueso: what happened RedsNumb 9: fuck RedsNumb 9: I have no idea KelsoQueso: well shit RedsNumb 9: shit is right, oh well RedsNumb 9: so what are you up to? KelsoQueso: Not doing my homework, just chilling to some music KelsoQueso: how about you RedsNumb 9: some zeppelin? RedsNumb 9: hahaha RedsNumb 9: I love it KelsoQueso: haha that was a very safe bet... but i'm just listening to a mix and right now is Hotel California by Eagles KelsoQueso: but I'mworking on it RedsNumb 9: good work KelsoQueso: hell yeah! RedsNumb 9: listen to you, all classic rock KelsoQueso: I know!

But its good stuff! I mean, how could anyone RESIST! RedsNumb 9: oh hey, I agree RedsNumb 9: went to the boss on thursday KelsoQueso: Good, I'm damn glad to hear it... Ahh good old Bruce KelsoQueso: He's not my fave though...

I know we " ve talked about this before RedsNumb 9: yeah, unfortunately RedsNumb 9: haha KelsoQueso: Maybe I 'll work to get into it RedsNumb 9: PLEASE KELSEY, PLEASE! RedsNumb 9: he's god, for real KelsoQueso: Ok fine! I'll arrange something KelsoQueso: RedsNumb 9: hehe KelsoQueso: I definitely am all for expanding my music library RedsNumb 9: word KelsoQueso: unless its country... KelsoQueso: although you like country don't you? RedsNumb 9: I do, yeah, it's alright tho, if you get into bruce, we " re cool RedsNumb 9: haha KelsoQueso: Ok then I've gotta do what I've gotta do... at least Bruce is a sacrifice i"m willing to make...

I just can't get in to county RedsNumb 9: hey that's alright, like I said, we " re cool KelsoQueso: Well damn it Chris, I'm glad to hear it... I really like talkin to ya! RedsNumb 9: haha, ditto KelsoQueso: but i'm kinda bummed that your pics didn't come through... I haven't seen you since I was like a sophomore... or something RedsNumb 9: oh no kidding RedsNumb 9: it really hasn't yet? KelsoQueso: No! KelsoQueso: I'm pissed KelsoQueso: you should try again RedsNumb 9: k, hold up.

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