Back To Our Hotel Richard example essay topic

The first time I rode in a police car was about a year ago in Myrtle Beach. My friend Richard and I were there for about a week before senior week. On about our third day we found a seller of questionable goods and Richard bought some of his merchandise. Little did we know that it would come back to bite us. On our way back to our hotel Richard, in his eternal wisdom, said, "Hey I've got it, let's go get trashed and wander around!" Of course, I'm always one to get along.

So I said, "Okay!" We met some lovely young ladies, two blondes and a red head, that we had seen earlier on our way to a club and asked them, "Hey girls, we " re headed out, you wanna come with?" The reply was not what we expected, one of the blondes, Ashlee, I believe, said "What do you boys plan on doing?" I replied, "We " re probably gonna go lick shots and do some other stuff". The red head, Brianna, then says, in a definite Boston accent, "Why don't you se guys come wit us to our hotel?" I give Richard a questioning look and say jokingly, "Hey man, what if they " re rapists?" Rich then gives me an "are you a dumb ass" look and whispers, "Do I look like I give a fuck?" While we were headed to the girls' hotel we saw our "friend" from earlier. He stopped us and asked, "Hey'd you guys like the stuff from the other day?" Both of us shook our heads. "Want to get some more?" this question was followed by a display of his merchandise. Richard said, "Okay hook us up".

After money exchanged hands we were once again on our way. About ten minutes later we arrived at the girl's hotel and went up to their room. As we entered the other blond, he name was Justice, casually says, "Just ignore the mess". All of a sudden, I blurt out, in my best gay impersonation, "Oh my god this is so messy!" when in reality the room was spotless. This out burst gets a very mixed response, I get laughs from the blondes, Ashlee and Justice, but I think Brianna was confused. Richard just hit me and said, "Shut the hell up man".

After a couple of hours of recreational time, Richard yells at me "Come on man, we gotta go!" We get up to leave and halfway out the door one of the girls, probably Brianna, calls after us, "Give us a ring!" I reply, "Yeah okay". On our way to the elevator, Richard goes, "That sucked!" I look at him, "Performance anxiety?" He replies, a quiet, "yeah". then "Fuck you man!" About halfway back to our hotel Richard says, "Hold on, I have got to piss!" So he stops behind a building and pulls out a joint and says, "Want some?" I say, "You probably need it more than me, but what the hell". Little do we know while we " re hitting the j a security guard in a parking lot right next to us is calling the cops. When we finish we " re walking around a building and directly into the parking lot where the cops are headed. The guard, who is the biggest, mean-ass, old lady I've ever seen in my life, stops us and asks us, "Where the hell are you boys headed?" Just about five seconds after seeing her uniform Richard starts freaking out. I notice she's a security guard, so I muster as much calmness as possible and reply as respectfully as I can, "Miss, we " re headed back to our hotel".

Apparently this was misconstrued as sarcasm and she started toward us. That's when Rich finally freaks and turns around to run when out of nowhere three cops pull up on blue and silver, little kiddies' bicycles. I struggle to stifle my laughter, but I can't, so they just ascend on me and start yelling, "What the fuck's so funny?" I say, "Nothing officer". He replies, "What the hell are you doing here?" Same response as before, "We " re headed back to our hotel."Where are you parents?" Rich cuts in, now we " re taking turns in this interrogation, "Officer, they are at home."Do you have I.D. ?" I hand him mine, Richard has none.

"Where's your hotel?" Richard turns and points, "That way, I think."Who should we contact?" My turn, "I have no idea, officer". One of the cops searches each of us, "What's this, look's like marijuana? Do you boys have cataracts or something?" Before we have time to respond a cop car pulls up, I'm thinking one car to four cops, way to go guys. As soon as the cop gets out of the car Richard whispers, "That is one ugly... !" Look a nightstick to the belly can't be comfortable but I laughed anyway.

We are quickly tossed in the car and headed to an unknown location, presumably a police station. While going down the street the cop starts talking to us, "So you boys are from Virginia?" Both of us now, "Yes, sir". He then proceeds to give us a fingerprint kit, "Here boys, ink your fingers then one print per square". A thought flashes through my head, "What the hell we " re processing ourselves!" , immediately followed by, "He's done this before!" The cop proceeds to give us napkins to wipe our hands and then says, "Which of these is your hotel?" I point and say, "There, the Holiday Inn, why?" Then the cop says, "Because this never happened. Right?" Richard wakes up right after that, "Huh?" I smack him, "Shut up!" Then, "Correct, officer".

Our cop drops us off about twenty blocks from our hotel and says, "Stay out of trouble boys". Richard, still dazed, says, "OK sir". The cop drove away and I said, "That sucked!" Then Richard, always the comic says, "What, performance anxiety?" I punched him, and said, "Don't use words you don't know the meanings of you jackass". The time we got to our hotel room, about four in the morning, we were so tired we passed, me on one of the beds and Rich somewhere else.

The last thing I remember was Richard saying, "You think tonight was something, wait until tomorrow.".