Batman's View Of Smokey example essay topic

A Tale of Life, Death and Hot Cheetos Chapter 1 The Beginning I be live that Smokey didn't really kill Batman, I through my undisclosed sources have learned that it was the crab mob. You see, batman was a crab of deep and long-lasting dept to the crab godfather. Batman went through hard times, just as any other crab does. But unlike many other crabs, he borrowed 1,000 and decided he wasn't going to pay him back. That's when the trouble started, the mob took "aim" and Batman got hit.

Chapter 2 First Impressions From the moment Batman arrived at room 318, Smokey could tell that they wouldn't get along well. Batman had that hoi ty-toi ty stuck-up kind of attitude that Smokey just couldn't stand. Plus he hogged the sponge, how rude! Wait, Wait, Wait, this story wouldn't be any good without explaining Batman's view of Smokey, so here we go... Batman didn't think it would cause any problems if he took an extra sip from that soft yellow sponge every once in a while, because it shouldn't. It's not like it had Smokey's name on it or anything and he just couldn't help it if he liked that high quality king of life style, that's the way he was raised!

It wasn't like Smokey was any kind of Saint either. He hogged the cave that batman had come to love. The meanest thing about this piggish behavior is Smokey secretly hated the cave, he just slept there to make Batman mad! Chapter 3 The Clash It was a half day for the students at Jackson Park. At about 3: 45 Mrs. Bakeman left the room for a staff meeting. She wasn't due back until 4: 50 but the door reopened at 4: 10 and two small crabs walked in dressed all in black.

They spoke in heavy stereotypical Italian voices, "Mr. Batman, we are here to collect our dues!"Wha... ". Batman's stammer was cut short by gun fire. BAM!

BAM! BAM! The two crabs had shot up Mrs. Bakeman's glasses resembling Shi Tzu chew marks. The crabs waltzed over to the 50 gallon aquarium just as Smokey retreated into the cave, typical. Anyway after the black suited cru stations took the ten minute trek up the side of the tank they made there way over to Batman". Nice place you got here", one of the crabs commented flatly, "Pity you wont be enjoying it much longer."Huh?" It took several seconds for it to click in Batman's head.

The god father sent his goons to get me, he thought out loud. "Hey, watch it! We aren't goons; we are the boss's simpler associates!"Any who", the same goon, er, I mean simpler associate said after several moments of awkward silence, "Its time to get down to business."Yeah" the other crab agreed while pulling an empty Hot Cheetos bag out of his chest pocket, "Hop in buddy". Batman reluctantly climbed into the bag. He slowly suffocated as the toxic fumes gathered in his tiny lungs. Chapter 4 Witnesses Many of you may not know this, but Wu Bakeman is another one of the Godfather's simpler associates, when she learned about the murder she knew she would have to find a way to explain it to her class.

She decided in order to save the class the embarrassing news; she would stage a crab fight with two new crabs disguised as Smokey and Batman, of course "Smokey" would win and the other crab would, well, you know. The only problem was the disposal of the only witness, Smokey. After debating what to do with him, she finally decided that it would only be fair if Smokey met the same fate as his dearly departed friend. She cackled as she tossed the Hot Cheetos bag into the trash, she cackled as she thought of Smokey in the trashcan.

Chapter 5 The Funeral " We gather here today to honor Mrs. Bakeman, beloved teacher, wife, friend and sister. Although very eccentric, she was very kind at heart and loved life. She will always be remembered dearly", Everyone was in tears, even the cruelest of students. "She died of food poisoning, I always knew those new fangled Hot Cheetos those were a work of evil!" The sad man continued the precession. That day many tears were shed and many people spoke kind words about the woman and Hot Cheetos were no where to be seen (thank goodness). Pity about the death though, no one would ever know the truth.