Every Party example essay topic

U KNOW U GO TO NCCU IF... 1. You dressed up for Chicken Day in the Caf'e. 2. You get dressed up for 10: 40 Break every Tuesday and Thursday 3. U skip class to go to Chicken Day 4.

U skip class to go to 10: 40 Break 5. There is a DJ in the Caf'e once a Week 6. The Complex Party is always wack unless they have a Free or $1 special 7. You get 20 party fly ers in one day 8.

The Central Air in your Suite DOESN'T work 9. You have a campus police office named Jake 10. Most of your Teachers are Foreign 11. The Only Time you show mad school pride is when the Band is Destroying NC A&TSU at the annual classic or when we have a televised home basketball game 12.

U get a new outfit for the EAGLE / aggie Classic (Both Football and Basketball) 13. U go home every weekend for no damn reason and complain that there is nothing to do on campus 14. The School overcharges you and gives you a refund later on in the semester 15. Students make their own strip like it's Bike Week every Hot Day 16.

You have four parking tickets because you refuse to buy a $100.00 sticker from the Police who can't help you if your Keys are locked in the car 17. Alumni doesn't give back enough so campus police ticket and tow your car 18. People from UNC, NCSU, Shaw U, St. Aug, NCA&TSU, and Other surrounding schools are always hating on you but they are always the first ones at an NCCU PARTY 19. The social fellowships roll as hard as the regular 9 Greek Organizations 20.

Everyone tries to look like they " re from D.C. 21. The people from VA, DC, and Maryland tell people from NC that they dress and talk funny 22. You never heard Go-Go before you got to school but now u have every tape 23. You a full course load and drop half the classes to get a PHAT-ASS refund check 24. Your suite has a Kappa, Alpha, and a Que in it 25. Your Ques never graduate on time after they pledge 26.

All the Kappas think they smell what the rock is cooking 27. You didn't know we had a radio station on campus 28. You know about Audio net 29. Every party outside of campus is taken over by NCCU students 30. The ratio of women to Men is 32-to-131. The Q's Fall '00 and SPR'01 Line wear the same damn shirt and bark every day 32.

You can make a grill cheese sandwich with an iron 33. You have more than 1 flavor of oodles n' noodles 34. You schedule a water fight in the Bowl at Midnight 35. You spend your whole refund check on 1 outfit 36. Your system costs more than your car 37. You get a student discount at Burger King 38.

If Chifley is always hat in on Eagles on but they " re the main people there 39. You pull the fire alarm to sneak your guests out after hours 40. You have a fire drill 3-4 days out of week 41. You are friends with campus police 42.

Your dorm always runs out of food in the vending machine 43. The Caf'e workers try to Holla at you 44. The University Policy on A / C is that u have to wait for 2 weeks of hot weather before the air is turned on 45. The elevator always breaks down 46. You get stuck on an elevator 47. You make up your own fraternity / sorority 48.

The Caf'e has special nights where they hold a percolator contest 49. None of the computers work right in the library 50. Your professor misses more days than you in class.