Fords Only Run Downhill example essay topic

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What Car Names Really Mean ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile AMC -All Makes Combined AMC -A Major Cost AMC -A Mutated CarAMC -A Morons CarAMC -Another Major Catastrophe AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented AUDI -Another Ugly Duets che Invention AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BMW -Barely Moving Wreck BMW -Big Money Waste BMW -Big Money. Why? BMW -Big Money Works BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches BMW -Bring Many Wrenches BMW -Brings Me WomenBMW -Brings More WomenBMW -Broken Money Waster BMW -Broke My Wallet BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder BMW -Brutal Money Waster BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FIAT -Fits In A Thimble FIAT -Fix It Again Tony FIAT -Flats In All Tires FIAT -Found In A Trench FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung FORD -Fails On Rainy Days FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip! FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver FORD -Fault Of R&D FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting FORD -First On Recall Day FORD -First On Race Day FORD -First On Road to Dump FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily FORD -Flip Over Read Directions FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults FORD -Forlorn, Old, Rat ridden Dustbin FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough FORD -Found On Red Dumpster FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway FORD -Found On Roadside Dead FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump FORD -Found On Russian Dump FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge FORD - (spelled backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked G.M. -General Maintenance G.M. -Gosh darn Mess G.M. -Generally Misunderstood. M. -Garbage Motors G.M. -Generally Miserable G.M. -Grossly Misconceived G.M. -Gluteus Maximus GMC -Garage Man's Companion GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars GMC -Generic Made Chevy GMC -German Milk Cow GMC -Get More Chicks GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming GMC -Got More Crap GMC -Great Mountain Climber GMC -Great Motor Car HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive IROC -I Race Other Cars IROC -I Run Over Critters IROC -I Run Off Cliffs IROC -I Reek Of Cologne IROC -Italian Resting On Console IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising JEEP -Just Eats Every Part JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly KIA -Killed In Action KIA -Kills In Accidents LTD -Long Term Debt LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit! LTD -Little Tin Dream LTD -Last Try from Detroit LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster LTD -Long Time Driving MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MAZDA -My!

Another Zany Detroit Assassin! MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans M.G. -Money Guzzler MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything. OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel. OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood! PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW -Virtually Worthless VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense.