Fun With The War example essay topic

I usually do not respond to such letters, but I will do an exception this time. And this because I believe that in your arrogance you must have posted this idiotic letter in your forums, so that you look a tough guy to your friends. I apologise for not being an intelligent player, its obvious we cannot all be smart in this world. To make a miserable point if your ex-majesty allows me: 1) I did not try to accomplice anything rather than have fun with the war. It was not my choice if everyone attacked me, what does it mean 'what did you try to accomplice' do you really think I invited everyone aboard? 2) Generally speaking Orcs do not go 'for honour', is this your first day in the game?

3) I have never lost acres, sorry. Despite the battering I always ended up with more than I started with, in every single war. I have only been broken once this age, and this by a province 1,000 acres bigger than me. Pure luck of course, I don't have the brains to be good.

4) Sorry you cannot see my point in playing, it is only to have fun. I guess yours is... honour? Nah... land? H. .. good try. 5) Your judgment is excellent and you perception magnificent - yes I always try to get beaten down to use this as an excuse for aid - how did you find out?

Since my plans are all clear now, yes I become monarch because my provinces also like to see me beaten down to pulp and then help me back; sigh I thought none would ever realise... As for declaring to a kingdom 700 k smaller than us - sorry about that - someone whispered to me that going into war with kingdoms 85% of your net worth is legal. As for the attack on us, sorry it drew our attention - its fair to attack provinces who war others but not declaring on another kingdom - my apologies As for you not being organised, I never said that, you kingdom fights well, apart from you who's presence I just noticed by this letter. That's probably besides the questionable tactical approach of hitting only one and leaving the rest untouched, but we shall see who will come on top it in the following days won't we? The war just started...

Sorry for me being a coward and not being able to beat half your kingdom at once but at least I loose 10 peasants per try, look what you are going to loose now... then tell me who will heal faster his losses. To conclude my friend. I understand you are insignificant enough so that desperation forces you to insult someone who has done you no wrong, just so that you look important. I know its hard to protect yourself by our smallest province from kicking you everyday, but I am sure your advanced intellectual has a reason for that; keep on your "I wanna be King again" great str at - the world belongs to your brilliance! Maybe you slightly misunderstood my good intentions, of being friendly and having fun, and thought of it as a weakness. This is no more than a game for me but this does not mean I am leading my friends to disaster, just because I put up with your gang banging without complaining.

Just an advice if I may (after all those you have given me) find a girlfriend soon and use it well, for repeated masturbation is hitting you badly in the head and you risk loosing your superior intelligence. When you learn how to speak to people who have never insulted you come back for a ride; Till then, play dead little man.