G Erg R Eagre E example essay topic
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I wrote this essay so i could register. god damnit this essay has to be atleast two hundred and fifty words. Am i really just sitting here on my computer writing about this bs just so i can look for a topic for my next paper in my religious studies class. I gotta be the worlds biggest geek for doin this bull shit. I mean here i am writing this paper i wonder if anyones going to ever read this? If they do there just as big of a loser as i am for writing this thing. I am running out of things to talk about so two hundred and fifty words better start comin quick.
How many words do you think that i have written this far?? like maybe a hundred and ninety or so. Theres not even a fuckin word count how the hell am i supposed to know when i get to the end? Well i just tried to register i dont think that ive met the two hundred and fifty word limit quite yet so i think ill sit here and keep rambling on for a while or so. This is a whole lot of work so if this doesnt help me im gonna be one pissed dude.
Not only will i be pissed but i think i should write a bunch of fake essays and put them in here so people can fail all there term papers they gotta turn in. More words i guess have to be written before i hit the mark i just tried to register for the 3rd time one more time an i might just say fuck it. lets try something new if i just type random letters into the screen and hit the space bar periodically do you think that theyll count those as words? lets give it a try lj jsa f slk jf as ldf jas jfk jsjfalsj fdf as jdf lak sf asfj asfjsajfka jsf ja f; ls as fl fls kj asfj alj aal fls j sfjdkjfhoiweruowi wwe oweopiurw whohwehwao e wiejwiaew e w we r g er ge r fa f ad wef ae w era fa se e g gre grt a ef a er water a wer awe few a f e fae gr e.g. ear g ewa f ew fe rg re h t qe rf wer ew rwe f ff a er we reger g erg r eagre e arf ew raw er wf ew fw ewe wf weg fe rg erg aer wa e weg e rr e we re greg e r g er g er f were wea fe wa fe wf sad the end.
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