Hello Mr Einstein example essay topic

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My Interview With Einstein Me: Hello Mr. Einstein. Einstein: Hello Mr.? (in strong german a cent). Me: I heard that you sucked at math... is that true? Einstein: Well, when I was a child I constantly failed my math classes. However after I got into higher level mathematics I found it easier... i still don't do incredibly well in math however (in strong german a cent). Me: ok... enough small talk... now for the big question.

Einstein: what would that be? (in strong german a cent). Me: What the hell does E = MC^2 mean! ?? Einstein: Well... here's how it goes. E represents Energy, M represents Mass, and represents the speed of light. So E = MC^2 means Energy = Mass the speed of light to the second power (or squared). (in strong german a cent).

Me: I wish i could say i i understand it, but now i only know what it represents. Einstein: Well that equation is very theoretical. Unfortunatly i can not test it out to see if i am correct (in strong german a cent). Me: Why?

Einstein: Cause i can't travel the speed of light. (in strong german a cent). Me: What does that have to do with it? Einstein: Have you listened to a word i said? (in strong german a cent). Me: Of course (looking very suspicious and guilty). Einstein: Yea... i'm sure you were (in strong german a cent). Me: Oh look at the time... i better get going (looking at a wrist with no watch on it) Einstein: Please don't go!

It is very lonely being dead (in strong german a cent)... Me: Well listen you have your people call my people and we " ll talk... ok? Einstein: Ok ok... bye (in strong german accent).