Kids Film Tom example essay topic

A Drunken Fool 1. INT. A BAR - NIGHT Sitting at a run-down smoky bar, TOM, a middle-aged photographer, while drunk tells a story to a off-screen character. TOM (Mumbling loudly) What's my problem? I'll tell you my problem. See, I work my ass off all day, I'm a photographer and a really shitty one.

I can't seem to do anything right even if I try my hardest. I let my nephew and his friends down. Tom takes a first shot, starting a line of empty shot glasses. Takes a long pause and starts talking again.

Looks up and thinks. 2. INT. 16th BIRTHDAY PARTY - DAY Camera changes to a dream state to our first glimpse of Tom talking to Brian at Brian's Birthday party.

TOM (Narration) See, I was at my nephews 16th birthday party and I was trying to impress him and his friends. I told them about my job, that I meet a lot of famous people and how good I have it. I told them I've met people like Madonna, Steve Gutenberg, Ol Dirty Bastard, and Arnold Schwarzenegger... ah fuck you know what I mean. Shot changes to Tom and Brian sitting at the party.

TOM (talking to Brian)... So you see, that's what I do. I meet all sorts of people. BRIAN (impressed by story) So can my friend's film you and me for our project.

TOM Huh, yeah sure. But you have to get your uncle another beer. 3. EXT. CLOSES HIS TRUNK - DAYTom takes a second shot and adds it beside the first empty shot glass. TOM (Narrating) Brian and his little friends decided to follow me around for the day filming my job and what I do.

I got my first tip of the day from my friend Chuck, he told me the great batman himself Adam West was to be having lunch downtown. It was a great tip and was totally hush-hush. So I was on my way. Shot fades to Tom packing his truck and then closing it. The kids are playing around with the camera. Kids become disinterested with Tom and spot a hot woman walking by.

The camera quickly pans to the woman walking by. BRIAN (to his friend) Quit it man... pay attention. We need to be serious. The team arrives at a park. They get out of the car and grab their gear. Tom gets dressed in an outrageous costume.

Having a hollow garbage can suspended around him and leaves in his hair he begins to wait. TOM (trying to regain their attention) Guys, its all about the waiting game. You have to wait them out. The kids sit down looking bored.

4. INT. A BAR - NIGHTTom sitting at the bar again. TOM (getting up from the bar) (burp) Excuse me, I gotta piss. Tom gets up from the bar and walks away to the bathroom. 5.

EXT. RESTAURANT - DAYTom gets another lead and the threesome head to a downtown restaurant where Johnny Depp is to be dining. Tom once again dresses in his camouflage sporting a big branch in his pocket. TOM (narrating) So that lead didn't work. Hey man it happens, all the time in this business. Well, at least it does for me?

Anyways, I got another lead, Johnny Depp is in town, promoting his new movie, and he will be eating downtown, I know just the spot... So we rounded the troops and headed off. The kids film Tom and follow some of his strange antics as he tries to catch Depp coming in to eat. After considerable amount of time has passed the kids start to get bored.

One of the kids pans the camera down to the ground and notices the other's shoes. BRIAN (to his friend) Dude... nice shoes! Wanna trade... ? The two kids exchange shoes when Tom yells trying to recapture their attention. TOM (yelling to the kids) Kids, its all a game of patience.

You just have to wait... BRIAN (to his friend) Man this sucks... nothing is happening. This is boring. Your uncle sucks. Let's go, Buffy is on soon. The two kids walk off and the camera looks away.

The scene fades out. 6. INT. BAR - NIGHTTom finishes another shot and passes out. The camera pans over to Toms left to reveal the off-screen character he had been telling his story to. It is Richard Nixon.

TOM (passing out) You see... this is my problem. I suck. I can't even get a picture of a celebrity, no one famous. I am a failure, my own nephew is ashamed of me, and I am sick of shooting kids birthdays. I guess I'll just have to accept this and move on. (doing another shot then drops his head) To the good life. Richard Nixon (shaking his head) Drunken fool.