Last Semester example essay topic

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Make It Easy For Your Student To Write Home Date: Dear Parent (s), I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us. Please send: Money (Cash)! Amount: $ Food (Cookies)! Dozens: Clean clothes! Relationships: What? I am in love with myself I am in love!

I am engaged I got married last weekend My Roommate: Worships the ground I walk on Gave me a black eye Committed suicide and left a note saying I was the reason Is afraid of the dark and wants to sleep with me in my bed? Has fleas My Professors are: Sadistic water walkers Mental institution escapees Brain dead nerds Super oxygen thieves Latest News: I wrecked the car I can't use your credit card because I have exceeded the credit limit You are going to have a grandchild False alarm - you are NOT going to have a grandchild Food: Is great! Even makes me appreciate your cooking I have had pizzas for the last eleven meals Grades: I am making all A's I am not being properly challenged I will be home after this semester I study: Night and day All the time 80 hours a week Only on Sunday afternoon None of the above Daily Devotions: I read my Bible everyday I can't read Someone stole my Bible while I was at one of the local bars On my last visit home, I left: My glasses My paper that was due yesterday The clothes you washed for me My (girlfriend's) birth control pills The check to cover my delinquent tuition payment Other Please send above items by Federal Express (Priority One) or UPS (Blue) Laundry: My white underwear is now I am saving money by not using detergent Don't worry, I washed my clothes last semester I hang my clothes out the window when it rains My room: Can pass your 'white glove' test Is only % full Could not be located last Saturday night Was rented by the ROTC for hazardous terrain training Parties: I don't inhale I only go to meet people Haven't been to one since this morning Hope you: Miss me Can live without me Are not overdoing the celebration of my absence Salutation: Your Daughter, Your Son, Yours,.