Lost In Your Eyes O Is example essay topic

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o Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. o I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. o Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? o Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? o Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. o I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. o Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. o Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. o I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. o If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be Mc Gorgeous. o Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? o If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together. o There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. o Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. o You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. o That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? o There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. o Are you from Tennessee?

Because you " re the only ten I see! o Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. o Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you " ve got a nice set of buns. o Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. o Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? o Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. o Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? o Be unique and different, say yes. o You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. o Do you have a map?

I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. o Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tax's. o Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight. o If you were a buyer I would pick you first. o You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something quick to say afterwards) o Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world. o He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me... I said you look really fat in those pants! o He: Hey Baby... Wanna dance?

She: No. He: Oh, C'mon! Lower you " re standards a little. I did... o He: Hey, Stop!

She: What? He: You " re undressing me with your eyes... I know you " re doing it. STOP! o Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya. o I lost my phone number.

Can I borrow yours? o What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew) o Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you " ll be screaming it later tonight! o My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. o I can't wait until tomorrow.

She reply's why not. You say cause you look better everyday. o Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. o Baby, you " re so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. o Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? o If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? o Wow! Are those real? o Girl, you must be tired 'cause you " ve been running through my mind all day! o If I let you suck on my tongue would you be? o Are you tired? Cause you " ve been running through my mind all day! o If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together! o I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel. o Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? o Are you a surgeon? CAuse you " ve just took my heart away! o Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KALAM!! o There must be a keg in your pants, cut I want to tap that ass. o You " re like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. o My pickup line was published on the Internet...

Would you like to hear it. o Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you " re so electrifying. o I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. o Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! MY JAW!! o Is your name Gillette? ... because you " re the best a man can get. o I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. o As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No.

Damn! o I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? o You with those curves, and me with no brakes... o Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. o Hi, I make more money than you can spend. o Bond. James Bond o Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. o I'm not wearing any pants. o True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you " re the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place. o Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck? o Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? o Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? o Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontas? o I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. o I love the way you move... like butter on a bald monkey. o You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet. o You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge. o Do you just wanna get naked? o Do you work for UPS?

'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package! o Why do I have a pierced tongue? You " ll soon find out. o Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me? o How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! o If I pet you, would you follow me home? o Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) o Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. o Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No!

Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? o Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good. o Do you wanna have kids with me? No? Then do you just wanna practice? o I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!! o Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my 'To Do' List! o Save a horse -- ride a cowboy. o Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want? o You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married. o Hi, I make more money than you can spend. o I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. o The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. o If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? o Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. o Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. o Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza? o I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there. o How about you sit on my lap and we " ll see what pops up? o Can I flirt with you? o I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day...

But a sex machine by night! o You have been very naughty! Go to my room! o, you bring new meaning to the word 'edible'. o Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? o Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!! o Sex is a killer... want to die happy? o Hi! Can I buy you a car? o I had sex with someone last night. Was that you? o If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. o Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc... ) cut it only happens once a year / every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime. o Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven...

Did it hurt? o You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno. o You " re ugly but you intrigue me. o Hey baby... infect me! o Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne. o No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? o Be unique and different, say yes. o If you ever want to see your children again, you " ll do what I want. o Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.