Names Gomez Kevin example essay topic
Ya " ll wants some a this, you want some of this? What, boy what? I'll take the both of you! -Kevin: Marcus, cut it out-Marcus: What, he's look in at me like I'm some kind of girl, man- Kevin: You are a girl, and you better start acting like one or your gonna be an unemployed girl. Man: Dang, I'd sure like to cut that cake...
Kevin: Hey yo, hold this! (Hands dog to Marcus) Hey yo, you trying to look at my lumps? I'll take off my g-string and handle mine; I'll handle mine dog- Marcus (whispers) its Gomez. Gomez: Welcome to the Royal Hamptons Hotel (gestures to hotel).
Kevin: The bags in the car Jose. Gomez: The names Gomez Kevin: Whatever! ... Marcus: And yeah here, take Baby. Clean out his bag, poor thing just pooped everywhere.
And teach him how t o say yo Taco Bell. Thanks a lot Rico Suave- Kevin: GratsiMarcus: Thanks Julio. Gomez: Right away maam. Walks into hotel lobby. Kevin: (Marcus trips) Sweetie, you " ve gotta slow up with those Cosmos.
(Giggles) Brittney and Tiffany Wilson... (Bumps rack on counter with her boobs) Sorry, um, um there new. Dr. Drorphman did an amazing job! Marcus: They feel so oo real! (Kevin giggles) Harper: Hi, yeah, I, I, I just need to see, uh, a credit card, and some I.D. please. Kevin: Credit Card? I.D.?
I am so pissed! -Harper: Maam, I, I-Kevin: First of all, I go to Dr. Drorphmans, he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow; I get off the surgery table look in like Shrek! (Marcus sympathizes for her) Then I get here, and Mr. Harper makes me feel like some dumb blonde with fake boobs, going to a Hue Heppner party! Harper: I didn't mean to offend you, it's just that, it's protocol-Kevin: I'm gonna have a B. F! Marcus: Oh my god!
Harper: No, no, no, no, no, don't, don't, have, uh, uh B.F. now- Kevin: I want to speak to your supervisor, better yet, I'm gonna write a letter... (Harper trying to calm her down) Marcus: You are in big trouble-Kevin: Dear Mr. Royal Hampton, I am a white woman in America... Chief: Ladies, is there a problem here? Harper: Sir, no, no, there's no problem here I- Chief: These our are top V.I.P. guests.
Issue them their keys, immediately. Harper: Yes sir. Marcus: V.I.P. learn your acronyms okay! (Kevin giggles annoyingly) Kevin: What a sweetheart.
Chief: Enjoy yourselves. Kevin: Has anyone ever told you, you look just like Denzel Washington? Chief: Actually, I uh, have heard it once or twice. (Laughs) Kevin: What a beautiful chocolate man! (Laughs annoyingly) Beautiful, oh my god! Marcus: So kind.