Paper In Order example essay topic

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I don't have a paper right now. I'm just trying to register. Okay, are you trying to tell me that I have to already have a paper in order to get a paper? Why don't you just say that instead of having me waste ten minutes of my life trying to sign up on something that won't allow registration without having a paper. Nice 'bait-n-switch' routine get people to come here by thinking they can get a paper and then 'Wham'. 'Oh, I'm sorry, we don't let you have papers.

You must be confused. What we meant to say was join here to give us all of your papers. ' SCAM! Oh now it tells me it has to be at least 250 words. This is going to be the biggest disappointing rip off I've ever seen, isn't it? Hey don't get me wrong I have no problem swaying or sharing papers.

Theres just two big problems right now. 1: You don't bother to mention anywhere that this must be done first. Not untill someone has browsed through some papers, maybe found a couple that they want to see a little bit more about, and then come to this lame page to supposedly 'register' do they find out that they actually have to submit t a paper FIRST without ever being able to see what you offer untill they already gave you the rights to their work. SCAM!

2: If I had a paper sitting in front of me I would probably use it. If I had one why would I send it to you and then pick a different one to use? Maybe it's not your fault. I entered 'term papers' in my search engine, but there could be some networking problem in which it misread my search pera meters as ' Please find me a web site that I can waste my life on and then donate stuff to in order to help support their hidden agenda and further their plans of manipulation and misrepresentation. ' So, do I also need a pair of Nike's and a roll of quarters to join this cult, er... I mean club.

Your not planning on sponsoring any group Kool-aid parties or castrations are you? Well it's time to try and submit this stupid form again.