Real Slim Shady example essay topic

The Real Slim Shady (Talking) May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real slim shady please stand up I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up We " re going to have a problem here... Eminem: Yall act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door Started whoop in her ass worse than before They first were divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) Its the return of the (Ah wait, no way, your kidding, he didnt just say what I think he did, did he) And Dr Dre said... Nothing you idiots Dr Dres dead, he's locked in my basement (haha!) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka slim shady I'm sick of him Look at him walking around grazing his you know what, Flipping at you know who (yea but he's so cute though!) Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And thats the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is Of course there gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel dont they We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like c antelopes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Women wet your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it g ess Chorus: I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Eminem: Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so censored him and censored you too You think I give a damm about a grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me (But Slim what if you win, wouldnt it be weird) Why So you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears Christina Aguilera better switch these chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV (Yea he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe) I should download a audio on mp 3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem vd (scream) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just dont give a censored like me Who dress like me Walk, talk, and act like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me (Chorus) Eminem: I'm like a head trip to listen to Cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall And I dont got to be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it and Whether you like to admit it I just censored it better than 90% of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can Kids eat up these albums, like valiums Its funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with jerkins and I'm jerkin' But this whole bag of viagra isn't workin' In every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling Screaming "I dont give a censored " With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go (chorus) (laugh) I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it Let's all stand up. slim shady.