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NO-NONSENSE PERSONALITY INVENTORY (NNP I) For each of the items, answer: Like Me (L), Somewhat Like Me (S), or Not Like Me (N). 1. I salivate at the sight of mittens. 2. At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off. 3. As an infant, I had very few hobbies. 4. Some people look at me in a funny way. 5. I often use the word 'feh. ' 6.
Spinach often makes me feel alone. 7. Sometimes I steal objects like medicine balls and aviaries. 8. Dirty stories make me sneeze. 9.
Cousins are not to be trusted. 10. Other people's warts don't make me self-conscious. 11. Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach. 12.
I often think I am a special agent of Fidel Castro. 13. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me. 14. I like to eat jellybean sandwiches.
15. My teeth sometimes leave my body. 16. Plaid stamps are better than green stamps. 17. Recently I have been getting shorter.
18. I think I would like the work of a hummingbird. 19. I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's ears. 20. I often repeat myself.
21. I often repeat myself. 22. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye. 23. Bubble gum makes me sweat.
24. I believe that I smell as good as most people. 25. Most people stay in the bathtub until they look like a raisin. 26. Constantly losing my underwear doesn't bother me.
27. It is hard for me to talk when there is a cockroach around. 28. I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all. 29.
I believe in life after birth. 30. Weeping brings tears to my eyes. 31. Watching cartoons make me hungry for scramble eggs.
32. Some songs make me burp. 33. I like painting pictures of wallpaper. 34. I like to put chameleons on plaid cloth.
35. I never seem to finish whatever I... 1.
