Whole Album example essay topic

Dear Britney, Omigod, omigod, omigod. Oh. My. God.

Got your new album. Love it! Seriously, it just ra ks, you know After your first one, I was like, no way she can top this. Ever, ever, ever. No way.

WELL, WAY! Oops... I Did It Again is's amazing. Where do I begin I love how the album is basically the same beat, the whole way through. You could Tae Bo to this thing and never miss a punch. On most albums, the beats are all mixed up slow song, fast song, mid-tempo song.

Its confusing! With Oops its like your drum machine got stuck or something, but in a cool way. And the album sounds a lot like your first one, Baby One More Time, so theres nothing tricky to learn. And you look fabio on the cover. You were so right to drop that whole Catholic-school slut thing you had working on your debut. Dont get me wrong, it was really cool and's many kids totally ripped it off and everything.

I bet you scandalized a lot of nuns. You go, girl! SPINNING AND DANCING But this new look is excellent. Are those leopard-skin pants youre wearing in the promo shot And how about that slinky suede vest with the brass buckles.

Want one! Even better is that latex red jumpsuit from your new video, the one where you, like, spin through space and dance around and flirt with an astronaut. I love how they play it all the time on MTV. Its like, I WANT MY BRITNEY TV! Even your album title is cool. And gutsy.

I mean, there are going to be's many smarty-pants out there saying stuff like, Yeah, she did it again. She put out another stinky album! Or people will call it Britney Second Boo Boo, or some other dumb joke. Ignore them. Youre an artist! This album is totally going to debt at No. 1 this week, knocking that N Syncs No Strings Attached right off its perch.

And itll do that because of the music. People forget that about you. Oh, they say, shes a ditz. Shes a Mouseketeer.

She lip-syncs in concert. She stole her moves from Janet Jackson. Even her breasts are fake. (As if!) BETTER THAN ABBA Well, wait till they get a load of Oops. The title track, and first single, is great.

The chorus sounds exactly like Abba doing an aerobics video. Hey, they cant sue you, right I mean Abba is from like Sweden or something, so they probably dont even have lawyers in this country. And theyre old, those guys, so they probably wont even hear this song. Even if they sue, big whup. Youre way better than Abba. Your voice is all moaning and stuff, and the music sounds like it came right out of a machine.

(Are there any live musicians on this album Message me.) Lyrics-wise, some guy thinks youre more than friends and youre like NOT! It might seem like a crush, but it doesnt mean that Im serious, you sing. And you make it rhyme. You rhyme crush and serious. Not many singers can do that! And you cover the Rolling Stones (I Cant Get No) Satisfaction.

That took nerve. Friends must have been, like, Oh Britney, maybe you should stay away from one of the greatest songs in rock history. People will laugh at you. Youre like, Whatever!

And your version is way better than the Stones because you can dance to it, you know And it doesnt have that annoying guitar riff that just keeps repeating, over and over. Instead, the beat is kind of like Michael Jacksons Billie Jean. Things get even better with Dont Let Me Be the Last to Know, which was co-written by Shania Twain. The country queen of bare midriff helps the teen queen of bare midriff can you say genius And the song is totally different from everything else on the record, because... because...

LUCKY Omigod, theres so much more. On Lucky you sing about a miserable child star whos beloved by everyone, but bawls her eyes out, wondering If theres nothing missing in my life / Then why do these tears come at night Is it about you Who knows The key is that people will ask! The whole album is so... edgy. Because youre 18 years old now, and singing lines like Im not that innocent, and wearing all those skintight bustiers and stuff. And then youre quoted in magazines saying how icky it is that men fantasize about you, how that sort of freaks you out and everything.

Its perfect. You come on all half-naked and barely legal, and the next moment youre like, Perverts! The virgin-hussy thing. Its awesome and nobody does it like you.

Run with it. Dont change it. And when you record album number three, just do it again..